Well, it took me a few days, but I finally managed to track down a copy of DK Comics Presents No. 3.
First, Bryan Rust was felled hard, partially by a pile-driving open-ice check from Dion Phaneuf, partially by committing hockey's ultimate sin and peeking down at the puck.
Two more down. Or is it three? It's become close to impossible, after many months of the Penguins piling up injuries, to consistently keep track.
Of Mike Sullivan's plethora of pet phrases he pushes on his Penguins day after day, the one that probably resonates most, is 'compete level.'
Flip the script, if you will, and picture that the Penguins had somehow stolen this Eastern Conference final opener, which instead slipped away to the Senators.
The narrative began with one of the first questions Guy Boucher was asked at the beginning of the Stanley Cup playoffs, and it's followed the Senators through two rounds.
It's easy to tell when Mike Sullivan's onto something. He pounces on it, parades it all over the place, then speaks like a proud papa once it's come to fruition.
The Penguins will be taking the ice at 11 a.m., and we'll cover every little bit of it, meaning site manager Chris Orban and me.
Yeah, It's a notes column hidden inside Daily Fun Thing. And it's for the simple reason that no one should take seriously any coverage that doesn't involve, you know, coverage.
At some point or other in this Stanley Cup playoff series, Braden Holtby was bound to make a save of consequence. He made a bunch in the third period.
Justin Williams had invested an unwieldy percentage of his Wednesday night chasing Jake Guentzel about the rink. "All night long," one veteran would tell me.
The Capitals won a Stanley Cup playoff game Monday night because of one sequence. Accept no substitute explanations or justifications.
Matt Cullen's sweaty black socks were marking his every step outside the visitors' exercise room late Saturday night at Verizon Center.
Look, we can pretend. We can pontificate about how the officiating from Game 1 of this Stanley Cup playoff series should have no bearing on Game 2 tonight.
"Not one power play! NOT ONE!" This was some security guard in the lower guts of Verizon Center. Tall, lanky dude, walking even more expressively than he was talking.
Mike Sullivan was concocting new ways to say 'Just play.' That's when you know the break's been too long.
The back-issue search continues. Finally managed to track down this gem, I think it looks even more exciting than issue 1! I sure am anxious to read it later today!